Friday's Letters

Dear Graham, I love you like crazy. Thanks for curing my boredom while all of my best friends are in Europe and I'm stuck at home alone everyday. 

Dear Mom, I'm really happy you guys are retiring and building your dream home in Nashville, but please don't leave me :( I'm not ready for you to be that far away from me.

Dear Texas heat, stop it. Go away. No one likes you.

Dear Anna, sorry I've been slacking in the friend department. I miss you. And I love you bunches.

Dear Kaitlynn & Garrett, get the hell back from Europe. I hate you guys. Jk, I'm just jealous. But for reals, get home. Miss ya.

Dear The Bachelorette, why do you suck this season? I'm unimpressed, and frankly.. bored.

Dear apartment complex, it's been a fun 2 years, but I am beyond ready to part ways. From your sink explosions, to the human shit in the hallway, I can't say I won't miss the filth. I will miss the memories we made here, but it's time to move on to bigger and better things... with wayyyy fewer roommates.